Lost in Apparition

Category: Harry Potter
Summary: Crossover between LOTR and Buffy with references to Harry Potter. Spell goes awry. Scooby Gang pops right smack in the middle of an Elven camp. Verbal chaos ensues.
Well, well Doesnt this look like a film setting for one of those Indian melodramas on cable? Very the hills are alive with the sound of music and all that, the Slayer said, as they got to their feet, taking in their new surroundings and the incredibly gorgeous eye-candy keeping them on the defensive with their nocked longbows.

She whistled under her breath at a dumbfounded Willow, Look at those twins Mucho sexy.

Angel gave her an inscrutable look.

Will, where in Gods name are we? Xander whispered, his gaze darting from one hostile figure to the next, who had the Scooby gang embattled.

One halcyon moment ago, he had been thoroughly trashing- well, okay Buffy, Angel and Giles had been trashing, and he and Willow had been heading for the hills screaming bloody murder- a former cheerleading squad in the graveyard. Now they seemed to have dropped in the middle of a gathering of a dozen or so rather effeminate men. Okay, they werent effeminate, but they sure were very pretty.

Umm I dont know. I think my spell backfired, Willow squeaked.

No Really? I couldnt tell, Giles sighed, removing his glasses and absently polishing them.

Getting into a fighting stance back to back with Angel, Buffy quipped, Oh the horrors! Giles has a sense of humour. Everyone take cover.

The Watcher heaved another sigh. Could you all be

Hey, Dead Boy? These pale poofs, friends of yours? Xander elbowed Angel.

Who narrowed his gaze at him and was about to scathingly retort, when Giles hushed them.

Would it be too much to ask for you to be QUIET for a modicum of time? Hmm? Im trying to hear what theyre saying to each other

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Elladan murmured to Elrohir, What sorcery is this?

His twin brother frowned, I have not the faintest notion. They are undoubtedly not from hereabouts. But at least they are speaking the Common Tongue. Or rather massacring it.

Ai Elbereth! Look at their strange attire Especially that fair-haired maiden who seems to be their leader. She's wearing a man's apparel! gasped Elladan.

Do you think she is perhaps a scarlet woman?

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Angel, whose superior vampire hearing enabled him to effectively eavesdrop on the two lead archers conversation, suddenly chuckled.

What? Buffy immediately asked.

He grinned.

They think youre a hooker.

Her eyes widened dramatically.
They WHAT??!

They havent seen Cordelia. Now shes a hussy, Xander nodded wisely. At that moment, he noted their pointed ears. What are they anyway? Vulcans or something?

I think theyre Elves, Willow finally said.

Giles nodded, pushing his glasses back on, I believe she is quite right. Observe. They have an unearthly beauty and a faint phosphoresce emanates from them.

Buffys brows knitted together. Um, Angel? In English?

Angel promptly supplied, They glow.

Ah. But Elves? Arent they supposed to be, gee, I dont know smaller? Buffy frowned, cocking her head to the side as she gave her nemesis- who were even taller than Angel- the once-over.

What have you been reading? Enid Blyton? Angel laughed softly, chucking her affectionately under the chin.

Buffy grinned sheepishly.

Xander threw his hands into the air. Terrific! First, hazardous undead cheerleaders- pom-poms, blonde hair and all. Now ELVES?! What next? Dementors?

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